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BREAKING: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots
Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that youths, who attack fire brigades, are in fact fucking idiots. The confirmation came after an intensive study was carried out last night on several...
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The Weekly Mash Up – November 2nd
Binge napping, idiotic youths and republican jobs, all that and more on The Weekly Mash Up. Breaking: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots A new study carried out has finally proven what...
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APPEAL: Are You Missing An Arm?
Gardaí are appealing for people in the Clonee region of Co. Meath to check to see if they are missing an arm. An arm was found in an area know as The Mayne, which is on the Dublin/Meath border and...
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Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home
A Brazilian Wandering Spider has spoken out about her shock at waking up with her children in London after being kidnapped from their banana home in South America. The mother of dozens of baby spiders...
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Taoiseach Hopeful Santa Will Take On Unemployed In Workshop
Taoiseach Enda Kenny says he is hopeful that Santa Claus might take on young unemployed Irish tradespeople in his workshop over the busy Christmas period. Speaking at the annual West of Ireland...
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Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast
Cormac talks to Chris and Ciara on The Cracked i on iRadio about the recent incidents in which a gang, calling themselves the HSE was involved in a number of kidnappings around the country. Cormac...
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Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow
Dublin’s public transport users are expected to start smelling better from tomorrow as water restrictions in the evenings are to be eased. Problems at the Ballymore Eustrace Water Treatment Plant had...
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New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle
The Road Safety Authority of Ireland has announced today that from 2014, the driving test will now examine a person’s ability to use social media safely while operating a vehicle. With the growing...
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The Weekly Mash Up – November 15th
Fashion bloggers, billion dollars declines, changes to the driving test and more. All your biggest news stories, right here on The Weekly Mash Up. Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On...
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Central Remedial Clinic Launch Christmas Top Up Appeal
The Central Remedial Clinic has launched it’s first ever annual Christmas Top Up Appeal! The Christmas appeal aims to help raise much needed funds for senior management, who can’t seem survive on the...
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India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality
The international scientific community has just witnessed one of the greatest discoveries of all time, after India proved that travelling back in time is actually possible. Authorities in Indian made...
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The Weekly Mash Up December 13th
Brunker’s dinner with Mandela, CRC need your money for top ups and students planning to leave things until the very last minute. Those stories and more on The Weekly Mash Up. India Prove Time Travel...
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Shy, Insecure Orphan Boy Completely Forgotten About By Santa
Sources are confirming that a sad insecure and timid Orphan boy in Longford, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life who cares about him, has been completely forgotten about by Santa...
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Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot
As parts of the country awaken to another day of flooding and gale force winds, one man has expressed bemusement at reports of the extreme weather conditions currently battering the island. By Gerry...
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Dunboyne Locals Heartbroken Over Lack Of Flooding
Local residents in Dunboyne County Meath, were saddened today to learn that Storm Christine hasn’t caused any serious flooding in the area over the last number of days. By Cormac Moore Residents were...
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Huge Tramore Sink-hole Declared National Heritage Site
The National Parks and Wildlife Service has today declared that the sink-hole in Tramore, Waterford, that was caused by Storm Christine, is to become a protected heritage site. By Cormac Moore The...
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Kerryman Quits Over C-Word
A Kerry man has claimed that he resigned from his Dublin bar job after being “taunted” with degrading remarks about his ‘cultural’ rural origins. Or “Culchie” for short. By Tom O’Mahony...
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Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland
An investigation involving the Gardaí, Interpol and the Revenue Commissioners, has discovered that a criminal gang of Seagulls, tormenting people in Dublin, are in fact the largest importers of heroin...
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Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50
Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National Road’s...
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Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas
Retail workers across Ireland are being offered the services of a trained counsellor over the christmas period, to help them try and deal with their anger and frustration from dealing with the public....
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